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The Adventures of Todd
Barrel Todd is the booze-swilling, jet-setting, lady-killing, pistol-whipping heir to the Cracker Barrel fortune. Though he’s well connected to many wealthy and powerful people like the Sultan of Brunei, Warren Buffett, Jimmy Buffett and Shakira, he is nonetheless perpetually cut-off by his family and looking for ways to generate windfalls of cash. His efforts to make quick money land him all over the world, from Yemen to Thailand to Switzerland, getting himself deep into international intrigue, gun battles and drug smuggling with shitloads of gratuitous sex and violence. The book is a series of six adventures, each one structured like a three-act action movie, compressed into twenty pages. |
| Prologue Temple Boon I Love You Bill Clinton, Now I Must Die Tejas Y Taliban |
A Tale of Two Buffets Bring Me the Head of Tommy Mottola The Baguette Code |